I wouldn't normally post a spam email but this one was so full of awesome, that I had to share it with the world. Or the 7 people who clicked on the link to get here. So this email is from "Sweet Irina" (though the email address says Kathleen Medford which may or may not be this lady on Facebook. I'm assuming it isn't)
Anyhow...long story short, here is the email:
Knock Knock Knock..? Is the door of your heart open...? Perhaps you let me come in?
Oh sorry.. I forgot to introduce myself..My name is Irina. I also love cooking and some other things. My free time depends on my mood, sometimes I like being alone reading some book or listening to the music, sometimes in a gym or in a small caffee with my friends. But no matter how I feel, no matter what time of the year it is, I always love to be in the nature. Sometimes I think that when all is bad, just look at the sky, at the river, at the trees and I understand that life is beautiful and is not over.
If you got interested in me, write on my mail...
Do you have an email that rivals that? Please stick it on here! If you want to get in contact with Sweet Irina after being wooed by her lovely words, I'll happily give you her email address.
This is not-quite-a-spam email, although I'm sure it was sent to hundreds of people. It's defo one of the best emails I've ever received. It's someone speculatively applying for a job at my old agency:
ReplyDeleteDear future employer,
I cannot remember exactly what the job that I am applying for is, but I know I would be great at it. True lover of English language and a tea-addict, I am currently studying Public Relations in the third-year of a reputable Communication Institute I cannot name.
For three months, I had the chance to assist a Press Officer responsible for the management of American budgets such as the Cranberry Marketing Committee and the Wild Blueberry Association of North America.
Thanks to the "Analysis of Anglo-Saxon media" course I chose to follow during my second year of Bachelor's degree in Communication, I have a certain knowledge of Brittiish media.
Furthermore, I did three studies abroad in borough of Lewisham and as a result am capable of adapting to any situation. I am an enthusiastic and a gay person (I mean cheerful), which, I believe, is essential to work in Public Relations.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Yours faithfully,
Attached: Resume of the best trainee ever.pdf
Willard note: Just in case you think I was joking, the CV filename was "Resume of the best trainee ever.pdf"